So Kayden and I are in the middle of a park watching his sister and her friend try out for a track team when he announces that he needs to pee. Being that he is a boy, and that there is no toilet in sight this conversation ensues:
Kayden: Daddy I need to pee.
Me: Ok. (Looks around, no bathroom in sight)
Kayden: Daddy I need to pee on the ground now. (Begins unbuckling pants)
Me: (Noticing the huge crowd of parents and children around us) No, we need to go over here. (Points to a fence post in the distance)
Kayden: Ok. (We walk to the fence post)
Me: Here you go. (Pointing at the fence post)
Kayden: (Notices ants) I need to pee on the ants.
Me: What? No. (Points him in a different direction)
Kayden: (Begins peeing) No. (Turns and pees on ants)
Me: No.
Kayden: I’m peeing on the ants, they’re running daddy.
Me: Ok R.Kelly.
Kayden: “I not R. Kelly I’m am Kayden”
Me: Yes you am. (Lol)